I wish I were a little bit taller...




The subject of this post is in reference to the fact that it has been brought to my attention a record number of times this past week that: "Mary, you're really small." Yes, I am, thanks for the notice. Would you like the statistics? Well, here they are:
  • SHOE SIZE: Anywhere from 5 1/2 to 6 1/2.
  • HEIGHT: 5'3
  • WEIGHT: between 100 and 130 lbs., that's all you need to know.
  • AGE: 21 years and 1o months
  • MOST FREQUENTLY GUESSED AGE: (if they know I'm in college) 20 or (if they don't know) 16
There ya go. Yes, I am a small person. No one needs to remind me since I am quite aware of the fact considering I can't reach the top shelf of my closet, I can't screw in a light bulb, even on a chair unless on my tiptoes and I have to look UP at people. But my grandpa always said, "Dynamite comes in small packages." =)

Moving on. I am 55 days away from college graduation. Just thought you all should know.

Comments

  1. Ryceejo25 January, 2011

    You aren't small, you are fun sized! And I agree with your grandpa. =)

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

How I Met My Mother

     In order for you to fully understand my story I need to start 26 years ago in Tacoma, Washington. Born into the world was a little brown starfish with more hair than cousin It. She was cute. She was 4 pounds. She was me.      I won't go in to too much detail in order to respect my mother's privacy, but she wasn't at a place in her life where she could take care of me so I went into foster care. My birth mother came to a couple visits to see me, but shortly after, she disappeared. Two years later this awesome couple adopted me and a family was born. My parents were open with me about my adoption from Day 1. I never knew anything about my birth mother except what I could find on my birth certificate: name, birth date, etc.      Despite being happy, there was always a missing piece. I just wanted to KNOW. I wanted to know where I came from. I wanted to know what happened. I wanted to meet the person whose toes I inherited! That...
Read more

Termites and Midnights and Night Lights

Hi! It has been too long. I've been...well I could say busy but I'd be lying. Actually I've been lazy and boring and that means watching lots of episodes of F R I E N D S , eating mac and cheese for breakfast, and taking naps in the sun . No one wants to hear about that. But I did do some fun things =) 1) B I O L O G Y I decided to take Biology this summer. Now, for those who don't know, Math and Science are the names of those two little demons in Disney's Hercules movie...at least in my mind. So Biology is my LAST general core class at BYU. Most people take it their 1st semester of college and I'm taking it my senior year. I've been dreading it. Well, so far it has been surprisingly enjoyable. We read a book called Voo doo Sci ence (I know, I know) and it was really cool. Now we are reading a book about decisions and it has guys blowing up missiles and fire figh ters in action. It rocks! Don't worry, it gets better. Today we played with TERMITES ...
Read more

Just another day in Paradise...

Image
So, a couple of us wanted to go to The National Gallery and Trafalgar Square but we took one wrong turn and ended up in a sketchy part of town. There was graffiti everywhere and it was interesting. We ended up walking past an airport and eating in a train station. Haha. It was way fun, let me tell you. The next photo and story is Cambridge! We went there on Wednesday. The picture is of Verulamium a little place we stopped where they had a cool Roman mosaic and some old things like ancient jewelry and such. So fun! That's Elizabeth, Kate and me in the picture. Cambridge didn't excite me much so there are no pictures of it. Plus, my camera battery died. But we did go to an Evensong there and it was so amazing! The last picture is THE BYU LONDON CENTRE!!! Beautiful, right? I kknow! I feel so blessed to live in this lovely place. It's right aroound the corner from Notting Hill too! ever hear dof Portobello road? It's a walk and a skip away!
Read more