The Westcoast MaryLand

I'm not that interesting and I'm easily amused.
Life is great. This is a step-by-step guidebook to being
a Mary. Enjoy.

Step #1: work at a Bowling Alley and dance on the lanes (don't try this or I will have to kick you out) Step #2: Be friends with a Stephanie. She paints, she sings, she juggles. Pretty much awesome.
Step #3: Learn how to fix pinsetters without getting eaten(refer to disclaimer of step #1)Step #4: Stare at homeless pets for hours at the mallStep #5: Ride a giant ant to...everywhereStep #6: Attend Pacman school

Step #7: Live in a shell

Step #8: Be friends with echinoderms. They are great listeners...until the crawl away.

Step #9: Admire all things PURPLE.

Step #10: Be friends with a Carol. She provides you with parking passes among numerous other friend benefits.

Step #11: Be friends with a Kyle. He has a house. Nuf said.

Step #12: Learn to blend into dark backgrounds and not show up in pictures. (WARNING! :This step may require long hours in the sun and result in skin damage. Sorry)

Step #13: Be adopted into the coolest family of redheads EVER!

Step #14: Practice this daily.

Step #15: Stand on your couch and play your bass guitar until the couch falls over (true story)

Thank you for completing this guidebook to becoming a Mary Williams. If you have accomplished all steps you are now weird, gullible, and slightly 5 years old.
THANK YOU!

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