And The Oscar award goes to...

This is a documentary of my night at an A-list Party!!! Amazing, right? I know!
The Beckhams were kind enough to invite me to their bash. I told the football(soccer) player and former Spice girl that I would be there at 6 pm sharp(which is18:00 over here). The host and hostess looked fabulous!

Patrick Stewart showed up, and since his good friend Spock couldn't make it on account of The Enterprise breaking down, and Wolverine couldn't make it because he got in a fight with a cat(it was a big cat!) I opted to be his escort for part of the evening. Jolly good fellow...kind of...stiff, though.
Then the real stars appeared. I was so excited to meet Leonardo! I had to turn him down on his offer to go take a trip on his yacht though. I told him no hard feelings, but I....get sea sick easily. Kiera Knightely was present and so was Nicole Kidman. Those women are amazons! So tall!
They weren't a very lively group.

Daniel Radcliffe. That boy. I put aside my mixed feelings for him and took a couple pictures. Of course he would be there, he IS British. But he seemed to feel out of place. He kept telling the Beckhams they need some tall towers, leaky cauldron pubs and widely available chocolate frogs.
Move over MaryJane! Mary Elizabeth is in town! Spidey dropped in and took a quick spin around the party. He left when they brought out the Calamari. Reminded him of an arch-nemesis or somethng. He DID have a quick showdown with The Hulk though.
Next, Arnold made an appearance dressed like THIS! Governor or Terminator? He can't decide which role he likes better. Either way he's pretty macho.

Speilberg was in the background thinking up his next blockbuster. I gave him some pointers and he thanked me by letting me star in Jurassic Park 4. Dream come true!!

In the end I had to give up my role in JP4 because Bond asked me to be his next leading lady. Halle Berry was busy so he settled for Mary Berry(her distant distant distant...distant distant cousin, twice removed).


Oh, P.S. This was a wax museum. I know, I know, you figured that out a LONG time ago. I mean, honestly.2 reasons you knew it was all fake were...1) Never in my wildest dreams would I give up the chance to be in a Jurassic Park movie. I love those films! (call me crazy, but they're my favorite thrillers) and there is no way I would go to a real A-list party and not meet Johnny Depp. Oh, wait....I DID! Look below for photo.
Sarah and I couldn't resist this dazzling resemblance.
Last but not least, I met my long lost twin brother. Albert and I were born march 14 (me 1989 him 1879 but who is counting?). We are complete opposites but that's okay. I always knew we shared the same birthday but who knew we shared the same frizzy hair too?!

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