Along came a spider...
I hate spiders. I've hated them most of my life, ever since a particularly scarring event that will not be shared over the internet. It was mortifying. It involved a gang of black widows with machetes. Anyway, ever since that day, spiders have haunted, taunted and stalked me everywhere I go. Some of those run-ins are scary (like the black widow gang) and some are funny (like the spider that wasn't a spider...but a strand of my own hair). All are unique and strange. So I thought I would share some with the rest of the world. -once a spider flew in my car window and scared me so much that my oncoming sneeze disappeared. -I attempted to be brave and kill a spider (first mistake). I panicked and dropped the tissue when it moved and the spider is now hiding in one of my shoes. :( - I went to brush a piece of lint off my arm as I awoke one morning…only to find it was a massive daddy long leg trotting across me like I was a mountain or something. Trespasser!