Hobbies

For art class we have to keep a picture journal of our own drawings as well as pictures we find visually appealing.
So I thought...hmmm....what are things I like to look at..................................
I don't know.
So then I thought...hmmmm....what are things I like in general......................
I don't know.
Then I thought....ok, what are my hobbies....................................................
Three strikes. You're out.
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I HAVE NO HOBBIES!!!
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When people ask me what I like to do I suddenly change the topic to "Ooh! Let's go get pizza!" or "Did you see the size of that bird?!"
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=( This parenthesis frown does not give my real frown justice. Just ask my mother, I have a big bottom lip when I wanna pout.
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I've never taken a strong interest in anything but writing.
So I'm bored with myself. I need some hobbies. Golfing. baseball cards. Gardening. Sewing. Cooking. Anything.
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Hmmm....so how does a 21-year-old college student develop a hobby?? And what should I do??
The only things I know of that I enjoy aren't REALLY hobbies, such as:
  1. Sarcasm
  2. Working at the Bowling Alley
  3. Reading
  4. Watching old movies
  5. Watching Disney movies until I have every line memorized
  6. Procrastinating and STILL succeeding
  7. Having poor decision making skills
  8. Talking to my bamboo plant
  9. alphabetizing things
  10. Dancing in my room
  11. Walking around the temple
  12. Sleeping in
  13. Daydreaming for hours
  14. Washing dishes
  15. Vacuuming
  16. Rearranging furniture
  17. Squealing at baby animals
  18. Making outfits with matching headbands, earrings, and shoelaces
  19. Playing Nintendo 64
  20. Lying in the sun on the ground...like a cat
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See? Not hobbies. So if anyone asks, I'm putting up a want ad for hobbies. All suggestions appreciated. =)

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